So today I was bored and decided to read some MLIA, I thought I would share some funny one's with you guys. The first one is funny to me because I have been there.
Today, I was riding in the car with my mom when we got to a stop light. I started reading the stuff on the back of a truck and saw something about Farmville, Virginia. I couldn't help but gasp and yell, "OH MY GOD, IT'S REAL!" MLIA
Today my boyfriend came over to meet my family. It turns out my grandmother already knows him, she hit him with her car a few years ago. MLIA
A few weeks ago my son died in Iraq. He absolutely loved MLIA! It made him laugh whenever he was having bad day. he always wanted to get a story published, so heres to you Mark! (Ummmmm yeah, talk about sad!)
Today I was sent to the principal by a substitute teacher for mimicking her Australian accent. I am Australian. MLIA
Today, halfway through my shower I realized there was a spider. I didn't really care for it seeing it was pretty close to the drain. But about 2 minutes later I felt something touch me and I jumped scream and almost fell over, only to learn that it was my sponge poof thing that I use to wash my body. I am a high school jr that's on the football team. I've never been more terrified in my life. MLIA
and then there are the people who post stuff on MLIA and I am like....really people, you might want to get a life. Seriously, here are some posts that are just strange:
Today, like any other day, I sat next to my best friend in Math. And today, like any other day, I'm in love with her. I know she reads MLIA every night before she goes to bed, and I want to say this. Meika, you're amazing, I've known you forever, and I've loved you forever, will you please consider me to be more than your best friend?
(loved you forever? O i bet.)
Today, my dad walked in the room and looked at me, and blinked. i blinked. he blinked again, as did i. he started making faces, which i copied. then he raised his left eyebrow. i can not physically do that. Well played dad, well played.
(uhhhhhhh....)
Today, I ate another sandwich. MLIA
( actually this made me laugh really hard hahaha)
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