Okay, this is my cat. His name is Licorice. His eyes are closed in this picture, but I think this picture really describes him. First off: He is overweight. He never stops eating. Seriously, he chows down every time we feed him and then he always wants more. When our other cat is eating, Licorice will stick his head and the other cat (Peaches) bowl and start eating her food. I have seen it. So when you pick him up, imagine picking up a bowling ball. And he's fluffy. His fur would be all nice and soft if he didn't roll in dirt and who knows what. Sometimes we will brush him or after it rains he will be all soft. But then he will come back later with leaves stuck all over him and dirt all over his face. And occasionally he smells like roadkill. He is also afraid of everything. This he has gotten better at, hes not as afraid now, but if you sneeze or anything be prepared for him to go flying out of the room. His paws are the size of donuts. Basically, he is a mini cow. But we love him. He's so old! We have had him forever. When we found him he was a stray, and that is when I was 8. So we are expecting him to fall over any day now (hahah okay, not really.) And sometimes when he breathes he makes this strange sound that sounds like a moose dying.
So that is my cat. :) He's juts naturally weird.
Hahaha I completely laughed at this : )
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